The script appears to be a humorous commentary on the high school experience, specifically focusing on the cafeteria and social dynamics. It starts with a student getting an A on a test and then cuts to a scene in the cafeteria where students are discussing their lunches and a mean cafeteria worker is trying to intimidate students.
The scene then shifts to a meeting where school administrators are discussing the minimum nutritional requirements for school lunches, with one administrator suggesting that the bare minimum is acceptable.
The script then jumps to various scenes, including a student being forced to sit with a group of jocks, a food fight, and a conversation about the importance of nutrition.
Throughout the script, there are also humorous asides and non-sequiturs, including a character who drank mouthwash because there was no candy in their house, and a student who claims to be on the "Keto" diet but is only eating a single slice of white bread.
The script ends with a group of students promoting their YouTube channel and encouraging viewers to subscribe.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A student got an A on a test.
2. A cafeteria worker is mean.
3. A student tries to buy an apple but is accused of trying to steal it.
4. The cafeteria worker charges the student double for the apple.
5. A narrator says "Every cafeteria ever."
6. Students discuss what they had for lunch.
7. A student says math is hard.
8. A character says that school lunches need to meet minimum nutrition requirements.
9. A character suggests serving a piece of bread with or without cheese and lettuce.
10. A character says that the lettuce and cheese are not technically required.
11. A character suggests that students who cannot pay for lunch should go into debt.
12. Students discuss what they got for lunch, including chicken nuggets and fries.
13. A student says they got chicken nuggets and fries from off-campus.
14. A student makes fun of another student's lunch.
15. A character says that students should not enjoy or relax during their lunch hour.
16. A character suggests using uncomfortable materials for chairs in the cafeteria.
17. A character says that students from different cliques are sitting together.
18. A character says that students are breaking down social barriers.
19. A character says that the students' behavior is threatening to authority.
20. A student is offered carrot sticks as a snack.
21. A student says they will starve rather than eat the carrot sticks.
22. A student is playing a game on a device called a Pretendo.
23. A character suggests making the lunch bell louder.
24. A character says that the for-profit prison system is the enemy.
25. A student is offered a hug by another student.
26. A character says that they are doing good work in the cafeteria.
27. A character suggests that the students are tense.
28. A student's diary is read aloud.
29. A character says that they are playing live on Xbox Live.
30. A student is offered a slice of white bread with no nutrition.
31. A character says that the student is doing Keto.
32. A character says that they had a great time in the cafeteria.
33. A character asks if the students are hungry for more content.
34. A character suggests serving up more content.
35. A character asks if the students want to rep awesome clothing.
36. A character tells the students to subscribe to the channel or else they will beat them up (just kidding).
37. A character says that they love the students.