The narrator, Swoozie, recounts his experiences working part-time at MGM Studios (now Hollywood Studios) in Orlando, Florida. He describes the different types of employees, including those who take their jobs too seriously, like the "costume people" who believe they are the Disney characters, and the "snitches" who inform on their coworkers. Swoozie claims he was an ordinary employee who showed up on time, did his job, and clocked out, but he had a problem with the managers, four out of five of whom he says hated him.
Swoozie recounts how he "snapped" and started showing up late on purpose, and eventually began stealing small items like pencils. He also describes how he was tasked with standing in a dark area of the park for three hours to redirect lost guests, which made him angry.
The narrator then reveals that he quit his job after a month, but he still wanted to experience the free food that was provided to guests who rented out the park. He comes up with a plan to sneak into a high school event and eat as much food as he can, using stealth and cunning to avoid getting caught. Swoozie successfully executes his plan and enjoys a night of eating and riding attractions with a group of kids.
The narrator concludes by asking his viewers to help him find someone who looks like him and works at Disney, so he can use their ID to get back onto the property and enjoy more free food.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker worked at MGM Studios in Orlando, Florida, which is now called Hollywood Studios.
2. The speaker's first job was at MGM Studios as a part-time employee.
3. Disney employees are divided into categories, including those who have worked there for 15 years and have a special pin.
4. The speaker claims to have worked with different types of employees, including those who take their job too seriously and those who are just trying to do their job without causing problems.
5. The speaker mentions that there are "snitches" at Disney who try to rat out other employees.
6. The speaker had a problem with a manager who was 38 years old and was described as a "snitch."
7. The speaker claims that Disney has the best employee food anywhere, with discounts of up to 70% off.
8. The speaker says that Disney brainwashes its employees and that it's not natural to smile for 8 hours a day.
9. The speaker mentions that some employees "snap" and quit their jobs without warning.
10. The speaker claims to have quit their job at Disney after being asked to stand in a dark area of the park for 3 hours without pay.
11. The speaker says that they rehired themselves and snuck back into the park to eat free food.
12. The speaker claims that they ate a large amount of food without getting caught.
13. The speaker says that they quit their job at Disney a few months after the incident.
14. The speaker is now trying to get back into Disney by finding someone who looks like them and has a valid employee ID.
15. The speaker is asking their followers to share their video with anyone who works at Disney or knows someone who does.