The text appears to be a conversation or a stand-up comedy routine, possibly in Russian, given the names and cultural references used. The speaker talks about various topics, including physics, marriage, family, and social issues.
The conversation starts with a discussion about resistance in physics but quickly shifts to a personal story about a person named Valera, who likes to drink and is always late. The speaker then talks about their own life, including their wife and children, and shares some anecdotes about their experiences.
The conversation also touches on themes of health, lifestyle, and relationships. The speaker mentions that they have been married for 15 years and talks about the challenges of maintaining a healthy lifestyle. They also share a story about a friend who is a nurse and another friend who has been trying to get married for 30 years.
Throughout the conversation, the speaker uses humor and irony to make points about life, relationships, and societal issues. The text ends with a series of jokes and one-liners, including a reference to Vladimir Putin and a comment about the importance of happiness and health.
Overall, the conversation appears to be a lighthearted and humorous take on everyday life, relationships, and social issues.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator has been married for 15 years.
2. The narrator's wife gave him a tattoo of a tank.
3. The narrator worked as a nurse for some time.
4. The narrator has a sister who has been gathering for about thirty years to get married.
5. The narrator's father is described as a goat.
6. The narrator's mother-in-law had a conversation with him and they made up.
7. The narrator's mother is waiting for his child.
8. The narrator knows a person named Petrovich who is a janitor.
9. The narrator's grandfather is mentioned, who waters a Tatarva.
10. The narrator has a habit of being late.
11. The narrator has a wife who is stricter than him.
12. The narrator's wife gave him an ultimatum to change his ways.
13. The narrator has been to Thailand for a vacation.
14. The narrator has a friend named Valera who likes to drink.
15. The narrator has a friend named Lyokha who is mentioned in the conversation.
16. The population of Kampuchea up to 2000 was 5 million 920 thousand 327 people.
17. The narrator went to a car store and was offered a set of candles for a Lada Priora.
18. The narrator's sister has 20 hectares of vegetable garden.
19. The narrator's father wrote a letter to his mother-in-law.
20. The narrator has a phone number 444 5630.
Note: Some of these facts may be mentioned in a joking or sarcastic manner, but I have tried to extract the information as presented in the text.