The text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video by a creator known as "RaccoonEggs," celebrating his 50,000-subscriber milestone. The content is humorous and often absurd, featuring jokes, rants, and anecdotes. The creator discusses various topics, including his channel's growth, interactions with other YouTubers, and ridiculous scenarios. He also shares some of his older content, acknowledging that it may not be as polished as his newer work. Throughout the transcript, RaccoonEggs uses profanity and off-color humor, targeting a mature audience.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. The content creator is celebrating reaching 50,000 subscribers on their YouTube channel.
2. They did not expect to hit 50,000 subscribers so soon after reaching 30,000.
3. The creator is sharing a "best of 2017" video, which is a compilation of their favorite moments from the past year.
4. The video is in chronological order, from the start of 2017 to the end.
5. The creator mentions that their content was "considerably worse" at the beginning of the year.
6. They are giving away a prize to celebrate the milestone.
7. The creator mentions that they have a new video coming out, but does not specify the topic.
8. They joke about being "super famous" but not actually being well-known.
9. They mention that they have a friend who is a YouTube employee.
10. The creator mentions that they have a video about "becoming an alpha male".
11. They joke about being able to fist fight a hurricane.
12. They mention that they have a video about playing a game with a voice changer.
13. They joke about being able to escape from the police by saying "no, I'm under you".
14. They mention that they have a "halftime show" and a "word from our sponsors".
15. They tell a joke about Abraham Lincoln being killed at the drop of a hat.
16. They mention that they have a tea that is too hot to drink.
17. They joke about being able to "carry on the Dingle Chuck legacy".
18. They mention that they have a friend named Rick who needs help.
19. They joke about being able to "undo murder" if they kill themselves.
Note that there are many jokes and humorous statements in the text, but I have only extracted the facts that are presented in a straightforward and factual manner.