The narrator is trying to rescue his robotic companion, Guido, from his arch enemy, Mesa, by jumping across the Grand Theft Auto (GTA) dimension. He recruits the help of Iron Man, War Machine, and Spider-Man, each providing a vehicle to aid in the rescue mission. However, each vehicle fails in some way, and the narrator is forced to call upon the villainous Ultron for assistance. With Ultron's high-tech vehicle, the narrator successfully jumps across the GTA dimension, landing safely and demanding that Mesa return Guido.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator has to jump across the entire GTA dimension to rescue their robotic companion, Guido.
2. The narrator recruits Iron Man for help.
3. The narrator uses Iron Man's Mark I suit to attempt to cross the dimension.
4. The Mark I suit is very rusty and not in good shape.
5. The narrator crashes the Mark I suit into a river.
6. The narrator then uses War Machine's vehicle to attempt to cross the dimension.
7. War Machine's vehicle has a cool turret but is also very heavy.
8. The narrator crashes War Machine's vehicle.
9. Spider-Man lends the narrator his Iron Spider vehicle.
10. The Iron Spider vehicle has web boosts that help the narrator cross the dimension.
11. The narrator uses the Iron Spider vehicle to successfully cross the dimension.
12. The narrator then uses Iron Man's car to attempt to cross the dimension again.
13. Iron Man's car has a serious boost and is very fast.
14. The narrator crashes Iron Man's car into a river.
15. The narrator then calls Ultron for help.
16. Ultron lends the narrator a vehicle made of pure vibranium.
17. The narrator uses Ultron's vehicle to successfully cross the dimension and rescue Guido.
18. The narrator returns to the starting point and demands that Mesa return Guido.