The speaker provides a live commentary of the game "Life - The Game," which simulates the entirety of human life. The game is played on Internet Explorer, as it does not work on Google Chrome. The player experiences various life events, including birth, learning to speak, going to school, getting a job, meeting a partner on Tinder, getting married, having children, and eventually becoming a grandparent.
Throughout the game, the speaker provides humorous commentary on the game's simplicity and absurdity. The game includes tasks such as solving basic math problems, making coffee, and playing mini-games. The player's character makes several poor life choices, including dropping out of school, getting fired from a job, and poisoning their boss.
The game is completed in a speedrun, with the speaker attempting to complete the game as quickly as possible. The commentary is often sarcastic and critical of the game's design and the player's character. The video ends with the speaker congratulating the game's developers on completing the game in just 72 hours.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The video is about a humorous video game that summarizes the entirety of human life in a few minutes.
2. The game is played on Internet Explorer.
3. The game starts with the player's birth, where they are stuck in their mom's womb for 3 days.
4. The player's mom puts them up for adoption after birth.
5. The player has to try to speak, which requires a lot of skill and is represented by musical notes.
6. The player hates math and leaves school at the age of 8.
7. The player tries to apply for a job at a fast food burger joint but is turned down because they are too qualified.
8. The player uses Tinder to find a date and matches with the octopus from Futurama.
9. The player gets married and has four children.
10. The player has to buy various items, including a car, weights, and a travel ticket.
11. The player becomes a grandparent and has to manage their pillbox with 14,000 medications.
12. The player's life is full of mishaps, including poisoning their boss and getting fired.
13. The player spends 20 years in prison with a cellmate named Papa Bear.
14. The game is completed from start to finish in 72 hours by two players.
15. The video ends with a challenge to viewers to try to speedrun life faster than the player did.