The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video featuring a group of friends attempting to navigate a Zoom online class during the COVID-19 pandemic. They are being cautious and following social distancing rules while trying to order food and participate in the class.
Throughout the video, they engage in humorous conversations, and one of them, "Deez Nuts," joins the class and causes a distraction. The friends try to get him to leave, and the teacher eventually kicks him out.
Later, two students, William Turner (also known as Hector) and an unnamed student, claim to be part of the class, but the teacher is confused because she doesn't have them on her roster. The students insist they are in the class, and the teacher tries to verify their identities.
The video also features the friends discussing the class and its assignments, with some of them being disinterested and uncooperative. The teacher tries to regain control of the class and continue the lesson, but the friends' antics and conversations continue to disrupt the proceedings.
The video ends with the teacher struggling to manage the class and the friends continuing to joke around and cause chaos.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is trying to order food at a Subway restaurant during a pandemic.
2. The speaker is wearing gloves to protect themselves from the virus.
3. The restaurant has a sign asking customers to order from a distance for the staff's safety.
4. The speaker is trying to maintain a 6-foot distance from others to reduce the risk of transmission.
5. The speaker mentions that Home Depot is packed, despite the quarantine.
6. The speaker is participating in an online class and is trying to get the teacher's attention.
7. The teacher is having trouble managing the online class and is trying to maintain order.
8. The students are discussing the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean" and are unsure if they need to watch it for the class.
9. The teacher is trying to determine if some students are actually enrolled in the class.
10. The students are joking around and causing disruptions during the online class.
11. The teacher is trying to restore order and continue with the lesson.
12. The students are discussing the challenges of online learning and the lack of accountability.