The narrator, Cristian Figueiredo, shares a humorous and embarrassing story about a disastrous night with a girl. He recounts how he was trying to impress her while also putting on a condom, but everything that could go wrong did. He knocked over a glass of Coca-Cola, spilling it all over the girl's expensive MacBook, and then slipped on the spill and fell. In the chaos, he got cut by a shard of glass, and the girl also got hurt.
Despite the mayhem, Cristian tries to play it cool and convince the girl that everything is fine. However, the night only gets worse, with Cristian's arm bleeding and the girl trying to clean up the mess. The night ends with Cristian lying in bed with the girl, who is removing the shard from his arm.
The story is told in a lighthearted and comedic tone, with Cristian poking fun at his own misfortune and embarrassment. He ends the video by thanking his viewers and inviting them to subscribe to his channel.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker, Cristian Figueiredo, is telling a story about a party at a girl's house.
2. Cristian does not like condoms but acknowledges their importance.
3. Cristian was trying to put on a condom while kissing the girl without her noticing.
4. Cristian knocked over a glass of Coca-Cola while trying to get a condom from his wallet.
5. The Coca-Cola spilled all over the table and onto the girl's MacBook.
6. Cristian tried to put on the condom with one hand while continuing to kiss the girl.
7. The girl eventually noticed the condom and stopped the activity.
8. Cristian got up and stepped on the spilled Coca-Cola, slipping and falling onto the glass, which broke and cut his arm.
9. The girl fell on top of Cristian and cut her hand on the broken glass.
10. The night ended with Cristian lying in bed with the girl, removing a shard of glass from his arm.
11. The girl cleaned up the room and asked Cristian to pretend that he got drunk and fell to avoid telling her parents the truth.
12. Cristian agreed to go along with the story.