The text appears to be a transcript of a monologue or vlog by someone who is discussing various topics, including the start of a new decade (2020), the concept of decades, and the idea that the internet is already considering 2020 as the last year of the previous decade and 2021 as the first year of the new decade.
The speaker also talks about memes and how they are often used to make light of serious situations, such as the threat of a third world war. They mention that the internet is "crazy" and that people are already making jokes about the possibility of a global conflict.
The speaker also touches on the topic of technology and how it has improved over time, specifically mentioning the quality of computer microphones and the ability to record and listen to one's own voice.
Throughout the text, the speaker is sarcastic and humorous, often making jokes and ironic comments about the topics they are discussing.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker was born in 1990.
2. The speaker turned 18 in 2002.
3. The speaker didn't know about their first kiss in 2002.
4. The speaker mentions that 2050 is as far away from 1992 as 30 years.
5. The speaker talks about the decade starting in 2021.
6. The speaker mentions that the internet decided that the decade from 2010 to 2020 is the decade that has just ended.
7. The speaker talks about the Fire Can, a portable barbecue that costs $400.
8. The speaker mentions that the Fire Can is a real official human product.
9. The speaker talks about the Firefox Pizza Oven.
10. The speaker mentions that the Iranian leader was assassinated by the United States, leading to the risk of a third world conflict.
11. The speaker talks about the third world conflict memes.
12. The speaker mentions that the third world conflict is a situation in which everyone wins because we will do the same thing and die.
13. The speaker talks about learning history with video games.
14. The speaker mentions that the Avengers brings back to life all the people that Thanos killed.
15. The speaker talks about the recording of one's own voice and how it can be a strange experience.
16. The speaker mentions that the majority of people don't get mad when they hear their own voice for the first time at the age of 13 or 14.