The story is about comedian Joe Rogan's wild experience at a strip club in Dothan, Alabama, in the late 1990s. He and his friend, a UFC fighter nicknamed "Bob," visit the club, which is actually a house in the woods with a vinyl sign. The women at the club are extremely aggressive, and one girl, nicknamed "Breath" due to her terrible odor, takes a liking to Joe. Despite his attempts to distance himself, Breath follows him and his friend, causing chaos at their hotel. Eventually, hotel staff kicks Breath out, and she urinates on the sidewalk in front of the hotel. Joe finds the experience hilarious and still thinks about it to this day.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator, Joe Rogan, started doing stand-up comedy in 1998.
2. Joe Rogan worked for the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) in 1998.
3. Joe Rogan was in Dothan, Alabama, for a UFC event.
4. He met a local DJ who took him to a strip club in a house outside of town.
5. The strip club had a vinyl sign and was located on a dirt road with no lights.
6. Joe Rogan met a girl at the strip club who wore sweatpants and wrestling shoes.
7. The girl tried to get Joe Rogan to do a private dance with her.
8. Joe Rogan declined, citing his girlfriend's disapproval of private dances.
9. Joe Rogan left the strip club with the DJ and another man, known as the "trained killer."
10. The trained killer took a 90-pound girl from the strip club with him.
11. The group went to a hotel, where the trained killer took the 90-pound girl to his room.
12. The girl who had tried to get Joe Rogan to do a private dance, known as "Breath," caused a scene at the hotel.
13. Breath was yelling and trying to get the hotel staff to tell her which room the trained killer was in.
14. The hotel staff kicked Breath out of the hotel.
15. Breath urinated on the sidewalk outside the hotel.
16. Joe Rogan was laughing about the situation in his car.
17. Joe Rogan still thinks about the girl, Breath, and considers her one of the most interesting people he has met.