The author of this text is critiquing a video by Lele Pons, a 22-year-old social media personality, titled "The First Day of College." The video is a sketch comedy that attempts to depict the college experience, but the author argues that it is riddled with inaccuracies and absurdities.
The author points out various plot holes, inconsistencies, and unrealistic scenarios throughout the video, such as a teacher not wearing a shirt, a student being unaware of their roommate's identity, and a character trying to pick up a phone that is only a few inches away from them.
The author suggests that Lele Pons has never actually attended college and is relying on stereotypes and cliches to create her content. They advise her to focus on her music career instead of making "god-awful" videos that they believe are only getting views through the use of bots.
Despite their harsh criticism, the author acknowledges that they enjoy tearing apart Lele Pons' videos and will continue to do so as long as she keeps making them.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Lele Pons has released a new sketch called "The First Day of College".
2. The sketch is currently number 29 on trending.
3. The sketch has received over 4 million views and 164,000 likes in 3 days.
4. Lele Pons is 22 years old.
5. Lele Pons has graduated from high school comedy and is now exploring college themes in her videos.
6. The sketch is about Lele Pons' character navigating her first day of college.
7. The video features various college stereotypes, such as a party invitation and a professor who doesn't wear a shirt.
8. The sketch features Bella Hadid as a character, who is a freshman at the college.
9. The professor in the sketch assigns six books to read, with 30 pages per night.
10. Lele Pons' character has a roommate who is promiscuous.
11. Lele Pons' character drops her phone, and a male character picks it up for her despite being 15 feet away.
12. The male character has a girlfriend named Catherine.
13. Lele Pons' character decides to go home and study instead of attending college.
14. The sketch ends with Lele Pons' character walking away from the college.
15. The reviewer believes that Lele Pons has never been to college and that her sketches are not representative of the college experience.
16. The reviewer thinks that Lele Pons should focus on her music career instead of making sketches.
17. The reviewer believes that Lele Pons uses bots to inflate her video views.