The provided text appears to be a transcript of a comedic stand-up routine or a speech given by a Brazilian comedian in Portugal. The comedian talks about various topics, including:
* His experiences in Portugal and the differences between the Portuguese and Brazilian cultures
* His interactions with the audience and his observations about Portuguese people
* His opinions on food, including pastel de Belém and pizza
* A story about losing his wallet in a taxi and dealing with the police in Lisbon
* Some humorous anecdotes and impressions of Portuguese people and their way of life
The comedian's style is conversational and improvisational, with a lot of wordplay and witty observations. He also frequently breaks into Portuguese and makes references to Brazilian culture and society. Overall, the tone is lighthearted and comedic, with the comedian using humor to bridge the cultural divide between Brazil and Portugal.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions they have already come to Portugal.
2. The speaker talks about the presence of Brazilians in the audience.
3. The speaker mentions a group of immigration police officers on the balcony.
4. The speaker talks about Portuguese people being more direct.
5. The speaker mentions eating pastel de Belém, a traditional Portuguese pastry.
6. The speaker mentions Habib's, a popular restaurant in Brazil.
7. The speaker talks about recording a comedy special in Portugal.
8. The speaker mentions being in São Paulo and Porto, two cities in Brazil and Portugal.
9. The speaker talks about trying Greek food but not liking it.
10. The speaker mentions a driver, Luiz, who is also a producer.
11. The speaker talks about losing their Lisbon license.
12. The speaker mentions that Europe is very safe.
13. The speaker talks about losing their wallet in a taxi in Lisbon.
14. The speaker mentions going to the police station to report the lost wallet.
15. The speaker lists the contents of their lost wallet, including cards, insurance, and a condom.