The provided text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video where a father is playing a video game, "Baby Boss," with his young child. Throughout the game, the father is frustrated and amused by the child's erratic behavior and the game's challenges. The father narrates his experience, often joking and making light of the situation.
The gameplay involves various activities, such as feeding the baby, giving him a bath, and playing with him at the playground. The father struggles with the game's controls and the child's demands, leading to humorous moments and commentary.
As the video progresses, the father becomes increasingly exhausted and exasperated, but still maintains a playful tone. He eventually completes the game on "hard" mode and celebrates his victory. The video ends with the father asking viewers to like and subscribe, and he signs off with a lighthearted remark.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. Someone is playing a game called "Baby Boss."
2. The player has to make a new bib for the baby.
3. The baby's bib is supposed to say "Farnes" or possibly "Farts."
4. The player has to take the baby to the doctor.
5. The baby has thorns stuck to its body.
6. The player gives the baby a spoonful of something, possibly hot sauce.
7. The player uses a swirly whirly motion to make the baby laugh.
8. The baby wants to play with a spoon.
9. The player has to make a new band-aid for the baby.
10. The baby's leg is shown on an x-ray, and it is broken in several places.
11. The player has to give the baby a bath.
12. The baby gets dirty during the bath and has to be washed again.
13. The player uses soap and a rubber duck to clean the baby.
14. The baby throws the rubber duck at the player.
15. The player has to rub dirt off the baby's face.
16. The baby is given a heart-shaped banana to eat.
17. The player has to peel the banana and make a heart shape with it.
18. The baby throws the banana peel on the ground.
19. The player has to play a game where they throw the baby down the street.
20. The player uses banana peels to distract the baby in the game.
21. The player beats the game on hard mode.
22. The player has a high score in the game.