The story revolves around Jeffy, who gets invited to PJ Crenshaw's "major rager" party. Jeffy is not old enough to buy root beer, so he enlists the help of his friends to get some. However, when Jeffy goes to buy more root beer, he gets into trouble for driving recklessly and is arrested by the police.
At the police station, Jeffy's father is called, and he is informed that Jeffy has been arrested for drinking and driving. However, it is revealed that Jeffy was actually drinking root beer, not alcohol.
Despite this, Jeffy is required to attend an AAA (Addictions Anonymous) meeting as part of his punishment. At the meeting, Jeffy meets various people with unusual addictions, including a woman addicted to BBC (bacon, broccoli, and casserole) and a man named Shrek who is addicted to eating dulcera creamer cream cheese cake.
In the end, Jeffy learns a lesson about driving safely and not drinking (or, in this case, not drinking root beer) while driving.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. PJ Crenshaw invited Chris to a party.
2. Chris received an official invitation with PJ's signature.
3. The party was called a "major rager".
4. The party guests needed root beer, but none of them were old enough to buy it.
5. Jeffy, who was 18, offered to buy root beer for the party.
6. Jeffy was initially not invited to the party, but was allowed to come after he agreed to bring root beer.
7. Jeffy drove to the store to buy root beer.
8. On his way back, Jeffy was pulled over by a police officer for driving recklessly.
9. The officer asked Jeffy to perform a field sobriety test, which he failed.
10. Jeffy was arrested and charged with drinking and driving, as well as resisting arrest.
11. However, it was later revealed that Jeffy was only drinking root beer.
12. The officer told Jeffy's father that he needed to attend an AA meeting as part of his punishment.
13. Jeffy attended the AA meeting, where he met other people with various addictions.
14. Jeffy's father was angry with him and grounded him.
15. Jeffy's sister, Penelope, had thrown a party at their house without their parents' permission.
16. Their parents were angry with both Jeffy and Penelope for their behavior.
17. Jeffy's father took him to the AA meeting to learn a lesson about responsible behavior.