A wealthy and manipulative woman, La Cienega, visits her cousin Cinnamon and causes chaos with her sharp tongue and lavish lifestyle. She makes fun of Cinnamon's appearance, house, and family, while also revealing a dark secret from their past. La Cienega had previously bullied Cinnamon at a boarding school in London, leading to Cinnamon's departure. La Cienega now uses this information to blackmail Cinnamon, threatening to reveal a embarrassing picture of her unless she gets what she wants. The conversation is filled with insults, sarcasm, and drama, showcasing the complex and toxic relationship between the two cousins.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The father is coming home for Christmas, but his flight is going to Japan and he might not make it for Christmas Eve dinner.
2. The mother says hello through a cousin.
3. Los Cienega Rodriguez is a character who makes a phone call to someone named Cinnamon's driver.
4. Cinnamon has a European cousin named Losianiga who is visiting from London.
5. Losianiga and Cinnamon have a rivalry that started when they were in "Gucci diapers."
6. Losianiga attended a boarding school in London where Cinnamon also attended for a short time.
7. Cinnamon was bullied out of the private school by Losianiga.
8. Losianiga has a picture of Cinnamon that she sent to Cinnamon's crush and snapped to the entire school.
9. Losianiga is willing to work with Cinnamon's friends to get something she wants, but they have to earn it.
10. Losianiga is leaving town but will be back.
11. Cinnamon's friends want to get the picture from Losianiga, but she is unwilling to give it to them.
12. Cinnamon's friends are making a YouTube video about Cinnamon.
13. Losianiga has taken estrogen pills from Thailand to make her breasts bigger, but they had an unexpected effect.
14. Cinnamon's friends are discussing going to a hair salon to get a color lift.
15. Losianiga mentions that she has a private chat.
Note: Some of the facts might be mentioned in different parts of the text, but I've tried to summarize them in a concise manner.