This is a transcript of a series of comments from a video or discussion where people are sharing humorous and sometimes offensive comments about various topics. The comments touch on subjects like appearances, internet culture, and random jokes. The discussion covers a wide range of humorous and sarcastic remarks, often making fun of individuals and celebrities.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The card reader couldn't read the Apple watch, causing a delay in the grocery line.
2. A person reviewed a subreddit called "rare insult subreddit" and mentioned "boners meme."
3. It was the narrator's birthday, and they found a funny subreddit.
4. There was a discussion about a YouTuber who put ads in ASMR videos with mid-rolls.
5. Someone asked for advice on how to get rid of makeup.
6. There was a mention of Mariah Carey and her song "All I Want for Christmas."
7. Mark Zuckerberg was discussed, likening him to a character from a zombie movie.
8. There was a desire for Mark Zuckerberg to return to the internet.
9. Someone dreamt about buying the licensing rights to "Friends" and editing it.
10. The frustration of bringing babies into movie theaters was mentioned.
11. Someone's cousin got a barber license in jail.
12. A discussion about the use of unnatural hair colors in women.
13. A joke about a substitute teacher who can't make the class quiet.
14. A humorous comment about a model looking like all Scooby-Doo characters.
15. A discussion about shame as a powerful tool in society.
16. A comment on changing the names of serial killers to something less appealing.
17. A humorous court dialogue about a botched autopsy.
18. A mention of Jimmy Fallon and his laughter.
19. A comment about a YouTube commenter being more committed to jokes than their dad.
20. Comparing Tom's appearance to Eminem's.
21. Frustration with apartment complexes having weight limits for dogs.
22. A humorous comment about dogs being better behaved than small dogs.
23. Frustration with weight limits for dogs when traveling.
These facts cover the main points discussed in the text without including opinions.