**Summary:**
Julia decides to prank call her husband, Mikel, by impersonating an official and teasing him about his purchasing habits during a pandemic confinement. Given the restrictions in Spain due to the pandemic, individuals are limited in their reasons to go outside. Mikel frequently goes to the supermarket, often for small purchases. The call humorously discusses some of these trivial purchases, such as three lemons or batteries with pipes. The "official" mockingly scolds Mikel, suggesting he's using these trips as an excuse to get fresh air. The exchange escalates humorously, with the official theatrically warning that he might deploy the army to monitor Mikel's shopping trips. At the end of the call, Mikel realizes it's a prank orchestrated by his wife, Julia.
Here are the key facts from the provided text:
1. The text mentions a state of alarm due to a pandemic, restricting movement.
2. A person named Mikel goes to the supermarket frequently, even for small purchases.
3. Mikel's purchases include lemons, batteries, pipes, hot sauce, car air freshener, gum, onions, and garlic prawns.
4. There is a conversation with someone who warns Mikel to change his purchasing habits and mentions the army's involvement.
5. The conversation emphasizes the need for foresight in grocery shopping during the pandemic.
Please note that this text includes a humorous and exaggerated conversation between individuals.