A boss demands that his sick chef, Chef Pee Pee, make him a pizza. Despite being ill, Chef Pee Pee is forced to cook and ends up putting his boogers on the pizza. The boss is furious and decides to take Chef Pee Pee to see a doctor. The doctor gives Chef Pee Pee a magical pill that has unpredictable side effects, but the boss insists that it be administered.
After taking the pill, Chef Pee Pee starts peeing peas, which causes chaos and confusion. The doctor tries to fix the problem with more pills, but each attempt leads to more absurd and humorous consequences, including Chef Pee Pee turning into a pea and peeing peas that pee themselves.
Throughout the ordeal, the doctor and the boss engage in witty banter, and the situation becomes increasingly ridiculous and comedic. Ultimately, the story concludes with Chef Pee Pee still struggling with his unusual condition, and the doctor and the boss trying to find a solution.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. Chef Pee Pee is a chef who works for a boss.
2. Chef Pee Pee is sick and uses toilet paper to wipe his nose because they ran out of tissue.
3. The boss orders Chef Pee Pee to make him a pizza despite being sick.
4. Chef Pee Pee makes the pizza but it has boogers on it.
5. The boss is unhappy and calls a doctor to fix Chef Pee Pee.
6. The doctor gives Chef Pee Pee a magical pill that will make him feel better in an hour.
7. The pill has crazy side effects, including growing a tail or exploding lungs.
8. Chef Pee Pee takes the pill and feels better.
9. However, he starts peeing peas instead of urine.
10. The doctor tries to fix the problem by giving Chef Pee Pee more pills.
11. The pills do not work, and Chef Pee Pee continues to pee peas.
12. The doctor tries to reverse the problem by giving Chef Pee Pee the same pill multiple times.
13. Chef Pee Pee eventually pees pee-pee, but then appears in peas and pees peas again.
14. The doctor finally fixes the problem, but the details are not specified.