The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews the game "The Town With No Name" for the Amiga CD32 console. He finds the game to be extremely poor in quality, with issues such as poor graphics, terrible sound design, and frustrating gameplay mechanics. He criticizes the game's confusing title, inconsistent design, and the fact that it's marketed as "Entertainment For All Ages" despite its mature themes and excessive violence. The Nerd struggles to progress through the game, finding that the only way to advance is by navigating through a series of pointless menus and cutscenes. He eventually reaches the game's final boss, only to discover that the story is nonsensical and that the player character was in the wrong place at the wrong time. In frustration, the Nerd destroys the Amiga CD32 console, symbolizing his disgust with the game and the system.
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3. The Commodore CDTV is a home computer and CD-ROM drive combined into one device.
4. The Commodore CDTV stands for "Commodore Dynamic Total Vision".
5. The Amiga CD32 is a gaming console that uses the Amiga Advanced Graphics Architecture chipset.
6. The Town With No Name is a game that can be played on the Amiga CD32.
7. The game has a soundtrack and a game file on the same CD, which causes issues when played on an audio CD player.
8. The game has a unique title on the cover, spine, and disc, with the correct title being "THE Town With No Name".
9. The game has poor lip-syncing and uses the font from the movie "Back to the Future".
10. The game has a variety of locations, including a saloon, church, and stable, but most of them are pointless and don't affect the story.
11. The game has a duel system where the player must click on the opponent to shoot them.
12. The game has a card game mini-game that is similar to Three-card Monte.
13. The game has a store where the player can buy a special offer, which is a joke.
14. The game has a jailhouse where the player can see the rogue's gallery, which is likely a reference to the game's creators.
15. The game has a church where the player can talk to a priest who mumbles and flies into the ceiling.
16. The game has a stable with a googly-eyed horse that the player can try to steal, but it kicks the player's ass.
17. The game has a blacksmith where the player can talk to a Clint-Eastwood-looking guy or shoot him.
18. The game has a final boss named Evil Eb, who jitters around and whispers his lines.
19. The game has a non-canon story where the player spares Evil Eb and gets a thrilling conclusion.
20. The game has a bug where the audio cuts off during the final scene.
21. The Angry Video Game Nerd destroys the Amiga CD32 console at the end of the episode.