The article discusses the 7 most disturbing commercials on television. The commercials are ranked from 7th to 1st place and each is described in detail.
7th place: A Kinder chocolate commercial featuring a creepy version of Humpty Dumpty, which was so disturbing that it had to be removed from television.
6th place: A commercial for Little Baby's Ice Cream that features a terrifying character and morbid dialogue, which was so disturbing that it was mistaken for a horror video.
5th place: A commercial for the PlayStation 3 that features a crying baby, which is so bizarre and unsettling that an expert from the University of Toronto was called in to analyze it.
4th place: A commercial for the "Baby Laugh a Lot" toy, which features a creepy doll and a deranged announcer, making it one of the strangest and most disturbing commercials.
3rd place: A commercial for a doll that features a witch who can transport human souls into plastic dolls, which is so disturbing that it's hard to believe it was actually aired.
2nd place: A German commercial for an energy drink that features a screamer, which is so shocking and irresponsible that it's surprising it was allowed on television.
1st place: A commercial for Dorothy Gray's Cold Cream, which features a woman being subjected to radioactive material on her face, which is so disturbing and potentially harmful that it's hard to believe it was actually filmed.
Overall, the article highlights the most disturbing and unsettling commercials on television, which are often so bizarre and shocking that they're hard to believe they were actually aired.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. The commercials mentioned in the text are considered the most disturbing commercials on television.
2. The character of Humpty Dumpty has appeared in countless places in media, including films.
3. Humpty Dumpty originated in England and is over 100 years old.
4. The character is not tied to copyright and is royalty-free.
5. In 1984, the chocolate brand Kinder used Humpty Dumpty in an advertisement.
6. The advertisement was not well-received, and people's reaction was negative.
7. The company had to remove the advertisement from television.
8. The company Little Baby's Ice Cream created a commercial that was considered one of the most risky advertising moves ever.
9. The commercial featured a character with cold, icy eyes and a morbid dialogue.
10. The commercial was intended to be attention-grabbing and impact the public.
11. The company achieved its goal, and the commercial has millions of views on the internet.
12. The PlayStation 3 commercial featuring a crying baby is considered one of the strangest advertisements.
13. The commercial was intended to be original and eccentric but left many people speechless.
14. The commercial featured a baby looking at a PlayStation 3 and crying for no apparent reason.
15. An expert from the University of Toronto was called in to try to make sense of the advertisement.
16. The expert theorized that the scene between the baby and the console was an allusion to the film "2001: A Space Odyssey."
17. The company Baby Laughs a Lot created a commercial for a toy that is considered one of the most disturbing advertisements.
18. The commercial featured a doll that was not exactly pretty but rather unreassuring.
19. The commercial featured a deranged and magical laugh and a voiceover that seemed to surrender to madness.
20. The company Gray and Company created a commercial for a doll that featured a witch who could transport human souls into plastic dolls.
21. The commercial featured a doll with a "soul knob" that could be turned to make the doll more realistic.
22. The announcer claimed that the doll contained a real human soul and should not be treated like a common toy.
23. The company was criticized for its lack of ethics in creating and advertising the product.
24. A German coffee company created a commercial that used a screamer to promote its product.
25. The commercial featured a sudden, loud noise that was intended to grab the viewer's attention.
26. The company was considered daring and irresponsible for using a screamer in a commercial.
27. The company Dorothy Gray created a commercial for its product, Cold Green, which featured a radioactive material being applied to a model's face.
28. The commercial was intended to show the superiority of the brand over others.
29. The model's face was covered in a layer of radioactive material, which activated a Geiger counter.
30. The commercial was likely created during the Cold War era, when fear of radiation was high.
31. It is not known whether the model was actually exposed to radioactive material during the commercial.
32. The commercial is considered one of the most disturbing advertisements due to its use of radioactive material and potential harm to the model.