The speaker shares various confessions and personal anecdotes, including:
* Accidentally killing their pet fish as a child
* Having ADHD and struggling to take care of the fish
* Eating non-food items like ChapStick, Play-Doh, and dry teddy bears as a child
* Breaking school toilets by flooding them with toilet paper
* Having a crush on someone in school, but not wanting to reveal their YouTube personality
* Sending a fake message to Jake Paul, pretending to be a fan, and then feeling guilty when Jake Paul responds and later discovers the deception
* Almost burning down their hotel room as a child
* Having a brother who eats wood and has done strange things, like eating his bed and biting support beams
* Chewing on random items like candy wrappers, TV remotes, and pens
* Believing that swallowing chewing gum takes five years to digest
* Matching with a former teacher on a dating website, who brings up a past incident where the speaker cried in school when Zayn left One Direction
* Discovering that the teacher is now dating their brother.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker had a pet fish when they were young.
2. The speaker had ADHD and found it hard to stay motivated to clean the fish's bowl.
3. The speaker's parents forced them to clean the fish's bowl after two months of neglect.
4. The speaker accidentally killed the fish while cleaning its bowl.
5. The speaker never told anyone what happened to the fish and instead said it swam away.
6. The speaker's brother used to eat his bed, which was made of wood.
7. The speaker's brother also ate support beams made of wood.
8. The speaker's brother is a wood-eater and has a habit of filling up dams when he sees an open rivet.
9. The speaker was a YouTuber with 100,000-110,000 subscribers, but no one at their school knew about it.
10. The speaker's original Instagram username was "Tommy in it".
11. The speaker messaged Jake Paul and said "I love you, Jake Paul, you gotta defeat KSI".
12. Jake Paul replied, and the speaker then messaged KSI on Jake Paul's right, which led to Jake Paul feeling betrayed.
13. The speaker's brother almost burned down their hotel room.
14. The speaker was 10 years old when they tripped and turned on the washing machine, which led to a scare.
15. The speaker has a habit of chewing on anything, including candy wrappers, nails, and TV remotes.
16. The speaker's teeth are still growing, and they think this is why they have a habit of chewing on things.
17. The speaker used to believe that swallowing chewing gum would log up their insides.
18. The speaker cried so much when Zayn left One Direction that they were sent home from school.
19. The speaker's math teacher left a year after Zayn left One Direction and remembered the speaker's reaction.
20. The speaker unknowingly matched with their math teacher on a dating website five years later.