The provided text appears to be a transcript of a speech or a recording of someone talking. However, the content is disjointed, and it's difficult to discern a clear narrative or topic. The speaker jumps between various subjects, including football, coaching, and personal anecdotes.
Some possible themes and topics that emerge from the text include:
1. Football coaching: The speaker mentions coaching, training, and strategies related to football.
2. Personal stories: The speaker shares personal anecdotes, such as playing football, visiting Thailand, and interacting with people.
3. Mathematics and statistics: The speaker mentions numbers, calculations, and statistics, possibly related to football or other topics.
4. Interactions with others: The speaker appears to be responding to or addressing others, using phrases like "I told you" and "you understood."
5. Humor and wordplay: The speaker uses humor and wordplay, such as saying "3 x x 3 sir at the bottom of the second beat" and making references to famous football players like Ronaldo.
Overall, the text is challenging to summarize concisely due to its disjointed nature and lack of a clear narrative thread.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is a coach who wants to win a final match.
2. The speaker has a strategy to change the team's formation to 6-4-4.
3. The speaker wants to put three Gaulle attackers on the field.
4. The speaker mentions that they have already won four times and wants to win again.
5. The speaker is considering playing 4-6-2 or 6-4-2 formations.
6. The speaker mentions a competition called the "Servier Minutes competition" which is famous in the region.
7. The speaker wants to support Amiens in the competition.
8. The speaker has a cousin who was a coach.
9. The speaker wants to play a match in Madrid.
10. The speaker mentions a player named Ronaldinho.
11. The speaker wants to call someone named Sébastien.
12. The speaker mentions a place called Thailand.
13. The speaker had gained weight for 50 return to the text.
14. The speaker wants to make a football team.
15. The speaker has a long feeling of mohammadia.
16. The speaker mentions a match between Chalon and Yamashita.
17. The speaker knows someone named Christian Noir.
18. The speaker wants to go to Brazil.
19. The speaker has a match soon and needs to prepare.
20. The speaker wants someone to play for their team because they liked the ball.