The given text appears to be a script or transcript from a YouTube video or live stream. The content involves a group of people, including Vanoss and Delirious, engaging in a comedic and absurd conversation.
The conversation starts with Vanoss announcing that he and another character, H2O Delirious, have been added to a mobile game called Dragon City. They discuss their characters and the game's features.
The conversation then takes a turn towards toilet paper, with the group discussing various toilet paper brands, including Charmin, and making humorous remarks about the importance of toilet paper.
The group also talks about starting a toilet paper business and creating a toilet paper app that helps people find toilet paper when they need it. They discuss their marketing strategy, including a potential slogan, "No trace, no trace of it."
Throughout the conversation, the group makes humorous remarks, jokes, and sarcastic comments, indicating that the content is meant to be entertaining and comedic.
Here are the key facts:
1. Vanoss appeared in a mobile game called Monster Legends.
2. His character was added to another game called Dragon City.
3. The games are resource management games where players build habitats for dragons.
4. The games allow players to feed, train, and battle their dragons.
5. Vanoss' character is available to play in the games.
6. H2O Delirious also has a character in the games.
7. The games were developed by a company that partnered with Vanoss and H2O Delirious to promote the games.
8. Vanoss and H2O Delirious played the games and recorded footage for a video.
9. The video was uploaded to a platform (likely YouTube) with a link to download the games in the description.
10. The games are available for download on mobile devices.
11. Charmin is a brand of toilet paper mentioned in the text.
12. The text mentions a toilet paper convention, but it's unclear if this is a real event.
13. A company is developing a toilet paper app that allows users to order toilet paper when they run out.
14. The company is promoting its toilet paper with a commercial featuring a character named Tom.
15. The text mentions a character named Anthony who is a homeless man.
16. A group of people are discussing a business idea for a toilet paper delivery service.
17. The service would allow customers to order different types of toilet paper, including a "luxe" version.
18. The company is considering partnering with a competitor to offer a wider range of toilet paper options.
19. A character named Delirious offers a wiping service, where he will wipe a customer's buttocks for a fee.
20. The customer is expected to leave a review of the service on a platform like Yelp.