The provided text appears to be a transcription of a scene, likely from a comedy film or TV show. A man, seemingly a football player, is meeting with an agent to sign an advertising contract. The agent is trying to impress the player with his skills and connections, but the conversation quickly devolves into absurdity and profanity.
The agent discusses various charitable associations and makes outlandish claims, while the player seems increasingly frustrated and disinterested. The scene cuts to the agent and his assistant discussing the player's contract, but they are interrupted by the player, who is still trying to negotiate.
The conversation becomes more and more bizarre, with the agent making demands and using profanity. The scene ends with the agent and his assistant being thrown out of an office, with the agent continuing to rant and rave.
Overall, the scene appears to be a comedic commentary on the absurdity of the sports agent industry and the eccentric personalities that inhabit it.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. Someone is having trouble with an advertising contract that needs to be signed at 6 p.m.
2. The person no longer has an agent and is seeking help from someone else.
3. Nono and Karim recommended the person's services.
4. A 15% commission is mentioned.
5. The person is discussing charitable associations, including "Broken Tooth" and "Grand de Café en eau blanc".
6. A scooter accident is described, where an old woman was hit and the scooter would no longer start.
7. Someone is trying to resuscitate the old woman using their foot.
8. A character named Mr. Cabella is introduced.
9. Mr. Cabella has an appointment in 30 minutes and is in a hurry.
10. A taxi is waiting for Mr. Cabella and his companions.
11. One of the companions is described as a "billionaire" who only talks about money.
12. The companions are discussing buying cigarettes, but one of them doesn't have enough money.
13. A character named Patrick is mentioned, who is described as a "son of a [expletive]".
14. A contract is being discussed, and someone is printing copies of it.
15. A character named Entz is introduced, who is an assistant.
16. A meeting is taking place, and someone is being asked to leave the office.
17. Security is called to escort the characters out of the office.
18. The characters are being told to leave the premises immediately.