Jeffy, an 18-year-old, tries to negotiate with his dad to borrow the car and $50 to pay a girl to eat a hot fudge sundae off his body. His dad refuses and instead surprises him with a used car as a late 18th birthday gift, hoping Jeffy will get a job and become more independent.
Jeffy spray paints the car yellow and takes it for a spin with his friend Junior, playing music and having fun. However, they get into a hit-and-run accident, hitting a kid on a bike. The police investigate and find the yellow car with scratches, leading them to Jeffy's house.
Jeffy tries to deny hitting the kid, but the police are suspicious. Just as it seems like Jeffy will get in trouble, the kid wakes up from a coma and claims he was trying to jump over the car with his "spider powers" like Spider-Man. The police officer decides to protect the kid's identity, and Jeffy is let off the hook.
In the end, Jeffy learns no lesson and is back to his old antics, negotiating with someone to eat ice cream sundaes off his body.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jeffy wants to borrow his dad's car keys and $50.
2. Jeffy found a girl online who agreed to eat a hot fudge sundae off his body for $25.
3. Jeffy's dad refuses to give him the car keys and money.
4. Jeffy's parents give him a used car as a late 18th birthday gift.
5. Jeffy spray paints his car yellow.
6. Jeffy goes for a drive with his friend Junior and gets happy meals from McDonald's.
7. A hit-and-run accident occurs involving a yellow car and a kid on a bike.
8. The police investigate the accident and find a yellow car with scratches parked in a driveway.
9. The police question Jeffy and his parents about the car and the accident.
10. The kid who was hit by the car wakes up from a coma and remembers the accident.
11. The kid claims to be Spider-Man and was delivering pizzas when the accident occurred.
12. The police decide not to press charges against Jeffy due to the kid's Spider-Man claim.
13. Jeffy's parents are relieved that Jeffy is not in trouble.
14. A girl arrives at Jeffy's house to eat ice cream sundaes for $20.