A person is secretly recording a conversation with their friend, Carol, in which they plan to confess romantic feelings and ask her to be their girlfriend. The person has been dropping hints and trying to get Carol to notice their interest, but she hasn't picked up on it yet. The person is nervous and rambling, trying to explain their feelings and convince Carol to consider a romantic relationship. They mention that they've been friends for 17 years and that they've developed strong feelings for her over time. The conversation is awkward and uncomfortable, with Carol seemingly oblivious to the person's intentions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is planning to troll someone named Carol.
2. Carol is a friend of the speaker's and has a boyfriend.
3. The speaker has been thinking about Carol in a romantic way.
4. The speaker mentions that they have been friends for 17 years.
5. The speaker is trying to convince Carol to be more than friends.
6. The speaker mentions that they have been talking about a barbecue in Brazil.
7. The speaker wants to get 4 million views on their channel.
8. The speaker is using a camera to record their conversation with Carol.
9. The speaker mentions that they have been thinking about marriage and having children with Carol.
10. The speaker says that they don't want to be just friends with Carol anymore.
11. The speaker mentions that they will be leaving for a month soon.
12. The speaker is trying to calculate how many minutes are in 60 days (86,400 minutes).
13. The speaker is frustrated that Carol doesn't take them seriously.
14. The speaker mentions that they don't want to talk to Carol anymore if she doesn't take them seriously.
15. The speaker is trying to convince Carol that they have a special connection.