The author is discussing a toy called the "Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn" which they find to be one of the worst toys they've ever seen. The toy involves feeding the unicorn water and food, then waiting for it to "poop" out slime that can be played with. The author is baffled by the toy's concept, finding it to be boring, unfun, and weird, with undertones of a scat fetish. They also criticize the toy's complexity, requiring multiple steps and a significant amount of time to achieve the end result. The author concludes that the toy is a waste of time and that the experience of playing with it is not enjoyable.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The toy is called the Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn.
2. The toy's purpose is to feed a unicorn and then watch it take a "poop" in a toilet bowl.
3. The unicorn's "poop" is actually a type of slime.
4. To make the slime, you have to feed the unicorn a special powder and water.
5. The toy comes with a set of instructions that involve multiple steps to make the slime.
6. The instructions include measuring out specific amounts of water and powder, feeding the unicorn, and then shaking the toy for 15 seconds.
7. After the slime is made, you have to wait 10 minutes before you can play with it.
8. The slime can be customized with glitter and other add-ins.
9. The toy's cleaning process is also lengthy and involves disassembling the toy and washing it with water.
10. The entire process of making the slime, from start to finish, can take up to an entire day.