A group of friends are playing Truth or Dare, with Jeff, the main character, being dared to call his friend Cody and ask him to be his boyfriend. Jeff complies, but later reveals that he was dared to do so.
Later, Jeff is dared to spend $800,000 to have dinner with Tom Brady, which he cannot afford. A man named Mr. Gerber offers Jeff $800,000 to babysit his son, Benjamin, and Jeff accepts. However, Jeff loses track of Benjamin and tries to replace him with a toy baby, but Mr. Gerber discovers the deception.
As a result, Jeff is forced to find Benjamin, and they eventually meet Tom Brady, who is a fan of avocados. Despite the chaos, Jeff considers himself the winner of the Truth or Dare game.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jeff is playing Truth or Dare with others.
2. Jeff is dared to catch a glass cup with his foot, but fails to do so.
3. Jeff then calls his friend Cody and asks him to be his boyfriend as part of a dare.
4. Cody agrees, but Jeff later reveals that it was just a dare.
5. Jeff is then dared to buy a $800,000 dinner package to meet Tom Brady.
6. Jeff claims he can't afford it and tries to come up with alternative ways to get the money.
7. A person named Mr. Gerber offers Jeff $800,000 to babysit his son Benjamin.
8. Jeff accepts the offer, but loses track of Benjamin and can't find him.
9. Jeff buys a baby doll to replace Benjamin, but Mr. Gerber discovers the switch.
10. Mr. Gerber refuses to pay Jeff the $800,000.
11. Jeff's friend Junior is invited to meet Tom Brady instead, as a consolation prize.
12. Junior meets Tom Brady and has a conversation with him about his favorite foods and football team.
Note that some parts of the text are unclear or seem to be jokes, so these facts may not be entirely accurate or serious.