i paid $30 for a hacked minecraft mouse... - Summary

Summary

A person buys a $30 "hacker mouse" from a friend with a built-in auto clicker to cheat in Minecraft. The mouse is a Red Dragon brand from China and comes with software to install. However, the installation process is dodgy and causes the computer to glitch and become slow. After fixing the issues, the person tests the auto clicker and finds that it does work, but not consistently. They then use the mouse to play Minecraft and fight against a friend who is using a hacked client. The person wins, but questions whether the mouse is worth the money.

Facts

Here are the key facts from the text:

1. The narrator spent $30 on a mouse with a built-in auto clicker.
2. The mouse was purchased from a schoolmate named Aaron.
3. The mouse was originally purchased by Aaron three years ago.
4. The narrator was supposed to trade a new mouse for Aaron's hacked mouse.
5. The narrator had to install dodgy mouse software to use the auto clicker feature.
6. The software was in a WinRAR file and had Chinese writing on it.
7. The narrator had to download the software from a website called Red Dragon.
8. The mouse had 12 buttons on the side.
9. The narrator's computer started glitching after installing the software.
10. The narrator's file explorer was broken and the computer became slow.
11. The auto clicker feature didn't work on Minecraft at first.
12. The narrator's friend Aaron helped fix the issue with the mouse.
13. The narrator's auto clicker feature worked, but only sometimes.
14. The narrator used the auto clicker feature to play Minecraft PvP.
15. The narrator's opponent, Aaron, used a hacked client to play.
16. The narrator's auto clicker feature worked better when using a hacked client.
17. The narrator spent $30 on the mouse, which is the same price as a hacked client.
18. The mouse was made by a company called Red Dragon.
19. Red Dragon's goal is to bring quality and comfort to life, according to their website.
20. The narrator decided to return the mouse to Aaron after using it.