The narrator is playing a dating game called Ariane, where he attempts to win over a woman named Ariane. He makes several attempts to ask her out, take her on dates, and build a relationship with her. However, things don't go as planned, and the game takes a series of unexpected turns, including a bar fight, a wet t-shirt contest, and a party sponsored by a porn channel. Despite his best efforts, the narrator is unable to succeed in the game, and the story ends with a dramatic and unexpected twist, where a character is struck by lightning and dies. Throughout the game, the narrator provides commentary and reacts to the events that unfold.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is recording a dating simulation game called "Ariane 2".
2. The narrator is trying to take advantage of the "month of love" and is playing the game to record a date with Ariane.
3. Ariane is a Russian woman who sometimes accidentally drops Russian words.
4. The narrator and Ariane plan to meet at a café called Café da Silva.
5. However, when they meet, another girl shows up instead of Ariane.
6. The narrator and Ariane eventually meet and go to a bar, where a fight breaks out and Ariane's clothes get ruined.
7. Ariane suggests going to the narrator's house to change, and they end up having a fun night together.
8. The narrator receives a phone call from an unknown number, which he ignores.
9. The narrator and Ariane plan to go to the cinema, but the movie is interrupted by a man who starts talking to them.
10. The narrator and Ariane leave the cinema and go to a party, where they meet a woman who is naked and painted like a cat.
11. The narrator is offered a chance to win gift cards by using a personalized keyboard.
12. The narrator receives a phone call from someone named Joey, who invites him to a game.
13. The narrator receives a phone call from someone named DVE, who invites him to a bar.
14. The narrator goes to a party where he meets a tattooed girl with dark hair.
15. The narrator is struck by lightning and dies in the game.
16. The narrator is shocked and disappointed by the sad ending of the game.