The provided text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a series of conversations between various individuals. The dialogue is disjointed and lacks a clear narrative thread, jumping between different topics and scenes.
The conversation starts with a mother and child discussing their visit to the zoo, where they saw a tiger and a bird. The mother then talks to someone else about her husband's behavior and mentions that he beat up his best friend after catching him with her.
The scene shifts to a courtroom, where a defendant is on trial. The defendant's lawyer argues that the evidence against his client is circumstantial, but the prosecutor presents DNA evidence and an alibi.
The conversation then jumps to a different scene, where a man is talking to his son about the importance of not touching suspicious objects. The son mentions that he found a grenade in the attic, which his grandfather had left behind.
The scene shifts again, this time to a museum, where a guide is showing a group of visitors an exhibit on the history of medicine. The guide mentions that an enema was used to save thousands of lives during the cholera epidemic.
The conversation then jumps to a scene where a man is talking to a goldfish, which he has caught. The goldfish offers to grant the man three wishes, but the man is hesitant to make a wish.
The scene shifts again, this time to a family gathering, where a man is trying to impress a woman by talking about his interests. However, the woman is unimpressed and walks away.
The conversation then jumps to a scene where a mother is scolding her son for not cleaning his room. The son argues that the room is his and he doesn't want to clean it. The mother mentions that they spent the entire pension of the son's disabled father to renovate the room.
Overall, the conversation is disjointed and lacks a clear narrative thread. It appears to be a collection of unrelated scenes and dialogue.
1. The speaker talks about a trip to the zoo.
2. A tiger at the zoo is described as being sad.
3. The speaker mentions a character named Seryoga.
4. Seryoga got psychological trauma at the zoo.
5. A grandfather is mentioned, who bought a cow from gypsies.
6. The cow is described as being old and not producing much milk.
7. A character named Boris Leopoldovich Gorkoe is mentioned.
8. Boris Leopoldovich Gorkoe bit two more employees.
9. A muzzle was put on Boris Leopoldovich Gorkoe, but he tore it.
10. A character named Natusik is mentioned, who is a nail artist.
11. Natusik is described as being busy and having only three hours of work left.
12. A character named Sasha is mentioned, who is a pathologist.
13. Sasha has a habit of beating up his best friends.
14. A character named Maklabukhin is mentioned.
15. Maklabukhin is a museum curator.
16. The museum has exhibits, including a cormorant and a historical hookah.
17. The hookah is described as being an ordinary second-hand item.
18. A character is mentioned who ate all the plasticine in a kindergarten class.
19. The character is accused of being a troublemaker.
20. A character named Bukhin is mentioned, who is a teacher.
21. Bukhin is described as being strict and warning the children not to touch anything in the museum.
22. A character is mentioned who has a habit of leaving the door open.
23. The character is scolded by Bukhin for this behavior.
24. A character named Pusha is mentioned, who is a teacher.
25. Pusha is described as being forgetful and not remembering the children's names.
26. A character is mentioned who is a postman and brings the pension.
27. The pension is described as being a significant event.
28. A character is mentioned who has a habit of drinking energy drinks.
29. The character is described as being hyperactive.
30. A character named Uncle Grisha is mentioned, who lives in the forest.
31. Uncle Grisha is described as being a relative.
32. A character is mentioned who is a goldfish and can grant wishes.
33. The goldfish is described as being male and able to fulfill three wishes.
34. A character is mentioned who has a habit of getting sunstroke.
35. The character is described as being careless and not wearing a panama hat.
36. A character is mentioned who has a habit of being late.
37. The character is described as being forgetful and not remembering appointments.
38. A character named Schwarzenegger is mentioned, who is a celebrity.
39. Schwarzenegger is described as being a friend of the family.
40. A character is mentioned who has a habit of posting old photos online.
41. The character is described as being nostalgic and sentimental.
42. A character is mentioned who has a habit of not cleaning their room.
43. The character is described as being lazy and uncooperative.
44. A character is mentioned who is an electrician and is called to screw in light bulbs.
45. The electrician is described as being professional and not wanting to get involved in family business.