A man attempts to demonstrate a hypno ray device, but it doesn't work as intended. Later, his wife is taken by her ex-boyfriend, Super D, using the hypno ray. The husband tries to get help from the police but ends up being ridiculed. He then tries to use the hypno ray to make the police officer do his bidding, but it doesn't work due to dead batteries. Meanwhile, two kids find the hypno ray and use it to give their chef hemorrhoids. Super D takes the hypnotized wife to the movies, but she continues to express her love for him, causing a disturbance. The husband eventually finds the hypno ray and tries to use it to reverse the effects, but it's taken by the kids, who continue to use it to give people hemorrhoids. The story ends with the husband and Super D in a standoff, with the police arriving to intervene.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A person uses a device called a "hypno ray" to make their wife love them.
2. The person's name is not explicitly stated, but their wife is referred to as "mommy".
3. The hypno ray is used to make the wife do what the person wants.
4. A child, referred to as "Jeffy", is present and argues with his mother about the phrase "raining cats and dogs".
5. The mother explains that it's just a saying and not meant to be taken literally.
6. The power goes out in the house, and the person calls an electrician.
7. A man named Super D arrives, claiming to be an electrician, but is actually the wife's ex-boyfriend.
8. Super D uses the hypno ray to make the wife fall in love with him again and takes her away.
9. The person tries to use the hypno ray to get their wife back but ends up getting a police officer to do their bidding instead.
10. The police officer is hypnotized into thinking they have been shot and need to go to the hospital.
11. Two children, referred to as "Cody" and "Junior", find the hypno ray and use it to give their chef, "Chef Pee Pee", hemorrhoids.
12. The children also use the hypno ray to make their goldfish and applesauce soup.
13. The hypno ray is shown to be a toy that can be used to hypnotize people and make them do what the user wants.
14. The swat team is called to the scene, and the person is surrounded.
15. The person tries to surrender but is unsure of what is happening.