The summary appears to be a humorous review of the first two Resident Evil movies. The reviewer provides a sarcastic play-by-play of the plot, pointing out inconsistencies and absurdities in the storyline.
The story begins with a mysterious virus turning people into zombies, and a woman named Milla Jovovich waking up with no memory. She meets a group of survivors, and they navigate through a zombie-infested facility, fighting off various monsters and villains.
The reviewer pokes fun at the characters' actions, the script's lack of coherence, and the convenient plot devices used to advance the story. They also mention the introduction of new characters in the second movie, including a professor who created a cure for the virus, and a group of survivors trying to escape the city.
The review concludes with the heroes escaping the city, which is then destroyed by an atomic bomb, and the introduction of a new plot twist involving Milla Jovovich's character having mental powers. The reviewer ends with a teaser for the next summary, promising more absurdity and action in the next installment.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A mysterious virus spreads throughout the world, turning people into zombies.
2. The virus was created in a secret underground base called "The Hive" owned by the Umbrella Corporation.
3. The base's security system was triggered, killing all the scientists and releasing the virus.
4. Mila Jovovich plays the lead role of a character who wakes up in a shower with no memory.
5. She teams up with a police officer and a group of soldiers to survive the zombie outbreak.
6. The group discovers that the virus was stolen by a person who unleashed it on the base.
7. The characters fight to survive against zombies and other creatures.
8. The story continues in Resident Evil 2, where new characters are introduced, including a police officer, a Latino police officer, and a journalist.
9. The group tries to escape the city, which has been devastated by the zombie outbreak.
10. They meet a professor who claims to have a cure for the virus.
11. The group fights against the Umbrella Corporation's experiments, including a creature called the Nemesis.
12. The city is eventually destroyed by an atomic bomb.
13. The main character, Mila Jovovich, discovers she has mental powers.
14. The story will continue in the next summary, which will include clones of Mila Jovovich, a monster with tentacles, and a parody of The Matrix.
Note: I've excluded opinions and only included facts that can be verified from the text.