The text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video where the creator is ranting about various products, signs, and situations where people have made mistakes or done things incorrectly. The creator makes humorous comments and jokes about each situation, often using sarcastic language and phrases like "you had one job." The topics include a security sign with a misspelling, a Lay's potato chip bag with a misleading label, a playground with a slide on the roof, a hand sanitizer with a brown substance, a pair of glasses with a broken lens, a Star Wars cookie package with a picture of Batman, and a sign that says "boneless watermelon." The creator also promotes their merchandise and asks viewers to like and subscribe to their channel.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is reacting to various mistakes and errors in advertising, product design, and more.
2. The speaker mentions a security system with a misspelled word ("Sucka Tyree s-e-c you are ity").
3. The speaker is discussing a bag of Lay's chips with a new "bigger" size that is actually smaller.
4. The speaker is criticizing a hand sanitizer station with a brown, dirty dispenser.
5. The speaker is looking at a toilet with a toilet paper roll that is far away.
6. The speaker is reacting to a pair of "unbreakable" glasses with a broken lens.
7. The speaker is discussing a product called "potato beard" that is actually a potato bread.
8. The speaker is criticizing a Star Wars cookie package that features Batman instead.
9. The speaker is looking at a button with a misspelled word ("Potts" instead of "Stop").
10. The speaker is discussing a product called "boneless watermelon" that is labeled as such.
11. The speaker is criticizing a Samsung phone that looks like an iPhone.
12. The speaker is reacting to a sign that says "10 flickering lights" with a logo that looks like the F-word.
13. The speaker is discussing a product called "orange juice with juice eats juicy" that is unclear.
14. The speaker is criticizing a phone case with an upside-down logo.
15. The speaker is looking at a soda can with a label that says "it's a boy" with a pink color scheme.
16. The speaker is discussing a product called "ketchup" that is labeled as red, but also mentions mayo and mustard.
17. The speaker is criticizing a water slide that goes into a giant hole in the ground.
18. The speaker is reacting to a product called "boneless skinless children's thigh" that is unclear and disturbing.
19. The speaker is ending the video and asking viewers to subscribe and turn on notifications.