The provided text is a comedic monologue discussing the 2016 US presidential election and how differently the same story can be presented depending on the audience's perspective. The speaker starts by talking about a recent exchange between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, where Biden joked about taking Trump behind the gym and Trump responded by saying he'd love to fight Biden. The speaker then shifts to a conversation between Megyn Kelly and Newt Gingrich, where Gingrich accuses Kelly of being obsessed with sex and gets defensive when Kelly points out his own history of infidelity.
The speaker then discusses how news is consumed and presented differently depending on one's perspective, citing examples of fake news stories that have been circulating online. They joke about a story claiming Bill Clinton has an illegitimate black son and another claiming that linguists have determined Donald Trump has a learning disability due to his limited vocabulary.
The speaker also attempts to mimic Trump's speaking style, using a series of random words to create a mock Trump address. They conclude by highlighting the dangers of fake news and how it can be used to manipulate people's opinions, citing the example of millions of Americans believing the upcoming election will be rigged due to social media.
Overall, the monologue is a commentary on the polarization of news and how it can be used to shape people's opinions and perceptions of reality.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The presidential election was nearing with just two weeks left.
2. Vice President Joe Biden was campaigning for Hillary Clinton in Wilkes-Barre.
3. Joe Biden made a comment about wanting to take Donald Trump "behind the gym" to settle their differences.
4. Donald Trump responded to Biden's comment, saying he'd love to meet Biden behind the gym.
5. Newt Gingrich, a Trump adviser, was interviewed by Megyn Kelly on Fox News.
6. Gingrich denied that Donald Trump is a sexual predator.
7. Bill Clinton was accused of calling Trump supporters "rednecks," but the context of the quote was different from what was reported.
8. A fake news story about Bill Clinton's illegitimate black son was circulating on Facebook.
9. A fake news story about Donald Trump having a learning disability was also circulating.
10. The Supreme Court justices were mentioned in a speech by Donald Trump.
11. Donald Trump's language skills were discussed, with the speaker noting that Trump's mouth often struggles to keep up with his brain.
12. The speaker attempted to demonstrate Trump's speaking style by giving a mock address using a series of words on a screen.