The given text is a collection of humorous anecdotes and short stories about parents who have "no chill" when it comes to their children. These stories showcase parents being brutally honest, embarrassing, and sometimes mean to their kids, often in a way that is relatable and entertaining. The stories cover a wide range of scenarios, including parents making fun of their kids' outfits, being overly involved in their children's lives, and using humorous and creative ways to discipline or punish them. The text is likely a transcript from a video or social media post that is meant to entertain and poke fun at the quirks and flaws of parenting.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator grew up with strict parents who never allowed them to visit friends' houses.
2. The narrator's friends had to visit their house and interact with their dad, who would ask them questions.
3. A parent threatened to destroy their child's Minecraft village if they talked back.
4. A parent deleted their child's Fortnite account and all their V-bucks.
5. A parent made their child stand in the trash with a sign that read "My grades are garbage."
6. A parent made a cardboard cutout of their face and waved it at their child's graduation.
7. A parent gave their child a "grown man haircut" as punishment for acting up.
8. A parent made their child hold a sign that read "I lied to my dad" and stand on a street corner.
9. A parent made their child clean their room and bathroom and gave them an award for it.
10. A parent took away their child's iPad until they improved their grades.
11. A parent made their child stand on a street corner with a sign that read "I am a bully punk."
12. A parent made their child take a picture with a waiter they had a crush on.
13. A parent sent their child a text with a flirtatious emoji.
14. A parent made their child go to a therapist to discuss their obsession with "Gabe stories."
15. A parent hit someone with their car and told their child to put the person in the trunk.
16. A parent lied to a doctor about their child's sexual activity.
17. A parent punished their child for bullying by making them hold a sign that read "I am a bully punk."
18. A parent took away their child's phone and made them write a sign that read "I made a mistake."
19. A parent sent their child a text that read "I'm on my way" after they hit someone with their car.
20. A parent told their child to "stop being grown" and go back to being a kid.