In this story, a student named Cody is trying to find a date for a school dance. He initially tries to get his classmates to take his teacher's conjoined twin daughters, Ping and Pong, to the dance in exchange for extra credit. When that doesn't work out, he asks a new student, Maria Sanchez, but she declines.
Meanwhile, Cody's friend Junior asks his 30-year-old chef, Chef Peepee, to be his date, and surprisingly, Chef Peepee agrees. However, things get complicated when Junior's mom finds out and is not pleased.
At the dance, Cody's friend Jenny shows up with a girl named Shannon, who is actually Chef Peepee in a wig. Cody tries to make another girl jealous by flirting with Shannon, but it backfires.
Later, it's revealed that Shannon has left with a popular guy named Roy Get Hard, who has a reputation for being cool and having already been married and divorced. The story ends with Junior considering taking revenge on Roy by cutting his brakes, inspired by his dad's advice.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The school is having a dance tonight.
2. Cody doesn't have a date for the dance.
3. Cody's teacher offers to let him take her conjoined twin daughters, Ping and Pong, to the dance in exchange for extra credit.
4. Cody accepts the offer.
5. At the dance, Cody's friends tease him about his dates.
6. A new student, Maria Sanchez, arrives at the school and is considered attractive by the boys.
7. Cody's friend, Jr., asks a girl named Shannon to the dance, but she ends up leaving with another boy named Roy.
8. Roy is considered a cool and experienced guy who has a Rolex and has been to Super Bowls with other people's girls.
9. The dance ends and the students go home.
10. Cody's friend, Jr., is considering taking his dad's advice to cut someone's brakes in revenge for being rejected by a girl.
11. Cody's mom is overprotective and doesn't want him to date girls.
12. Cody's dad offers to let him take a girl to the dance, but it's revealed that the "girl" is actually a 30-year-old man named Chef Peepee in a wig.