The provided text appears to be a commentary on various text message conversations. The commentator reads through the conversations, pointing out humorous and cringeworthy moments. Some of the conversations involve people being rude, dishonest, or insensitive to one another, while others are simply awkward or confusing.
Some notable moments include a person being dumped over text message, someone being caught cheating due to a misdirected text, and a person making light of their partner's deceased pet. The commentator also pokes fun at people's poor communication skills, lack of empathy, and weird attempts at being romantic.
Throughout the commentary, the speaker provides their own reactions and opinions on the conversations, often sarcastically remarking on the absurdity or ridiculousness of the situations. The tone is generally lighthearted and humorous, with the commentator seeming to enjoy pointing out the flaws and quirks in the text message conversations.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A person is reading and commenting on various text messages between individuals.
2. The text messages are about relationships, breakups, and interactions between partners.
3. One person texts their partner saying they will miss them and leaves a "shoot" in the bathroom.
4. Another person receives a text from an ex-partner asking for news, while the recipient is at a funeral.
5. A person texts a partner saying they will make them a sandwich and choke them with it after being scared.
6. A person breaks up with their partner via text message due to not being made a sandwich in eight months of dating.
7. A person sends a text message to one partner saying they had an amazing night, but then sends a message to another partner saying they were home alone and sick.
8. A person ends a relationship via text message, with the reason being the partner's infidelity.
9. A person responds to a partner's confession of love by saying their middle finger gets a "boner" when thinking of them.
10. The person reading the text messages comments on the interactions and provides their own opinions and reactions.