The speaker is discussing a poorly constructed house with numerous design flaws and absurdities. They mention a hole in the wall, a toilet built into the wall at an angle, a microwave that can't be opened, a mezzanine that is too small and dangerous, and a carpeted toilet floor. The speaker also talks about a friend's apartment with a front door that opens onto a void and a house with a door in the floor that leads to a small room. They express their confusion and frustration with the poor design choices and the lack of functionality in these spaces.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. There is a house with a strange design.
2. The house has a garage with a door that opens onto a wall.
3. The garage is not functional.
4. The house has a toilet with a diagonal installation.
5. The toilet is built into the wall.
6. There is a carpet in the toilet.
7. The carpet is considered disgusting.
8. The house has a microwave that is raised and cannot be opened.
9. The house has a mezzanine that is considered dangerous.
10. The front door of a friend's house opens onto a void.
11. The house has a weird apartment with a mezzanine.
12. The carpet is a recurring theme in the house.
13. The house is compared to a horror movie setting.
14. The house has a door in the mouth of a decorative element.
15. The house is valued at $480,000.
16. The house was abandoned for 40 years.
17. The house has a four-poster bathtub.
18. The house has a kitchen with a carpet around it.
19. The house has a room with a bed and a desk.
20. The house has air conditioning.