The text appears to be a transcript of a comedic video featuring various humorous anecdotes and stories. The narrator shares a series of relatable and ridiculous situations, including a person who tried to propose to their girlfriend with 99 iPhones, a Roomba that spread dog poop around the house, and a person who baked their phone into a cake.
The video also includes jokes about everyday struggles, such as expensive movie snacks, a cat ruining a family's rice, and a person who grilled corn for two and a half hours. The narrator also pokes fun at themselves, sharing stories about their own mishaps, such as forgetting to take a salmon out of the oven and spending 13 days looking for a lost iPad.
Throughout the video, the narrator engages with their audience, asking for likes, subscriptions, and notification turns on. The tone is lighthearted and playful, with the narrator frequently using humor and sarcasm to poke fun at themselves and the absurdity of everyday life.
Here are the extracted facts:
1. The current year is 2020.
2. A man proposed to his girlfriend with 99 iPhones, but she said no.
3. A person found an ant infestation in their kitchen.
4. A Roomba sucked up dog poop and spread it around the house.
5. A person's multivitamins melted together in their car.
6. A person's sunroof was cracked and shattered in the rain.
7. A woman drove her car into her boat.
8. A person's roommate broke up with his girlfriend at a fancy restaurant.
9. A person accidentally cooked a plastic chopping board in the oven.
10. A person baked their phone inside a cake.
11. A person dropped their lasagna on their favorite shoes.
12. A cat got into a bucket of rice and ruined it.
13. A person was trying to do the dishes and the dishwasher started leaking.
14. A person's yearbook photo was placed in a bad position.
15. A person got their head stuck in a fishbowl.
16. A person put their key in a lock and twisted it to the point of almost breaking.
17. A person's bathtub had a loose head that was about to fall off.
18. A person's wife grilled corn for two and a half hours.
19. A person forgot about their salmon cooking in the oven.
20. A person received a text meant for someone else, leading to confusion.
21. A person spent 13 days looking for their iPad, which was hidden in the same color as the car seat.
22. A person let out a loud fart on a bus and was worried about being judged.
23. A person bought a 16-gig flash drive online, but it was a cut USB cord.
24. A person received a fake ID that looked very realistic.
25. A person pretended to write down their info after hitting someone's car, but was just pretending.
26. A person dropped their favorite mug two minutes after receiving it.