The speaker, Fischer's Ndaho, shares a humorous and shocking experience of ordering food delivery. When he peeks through the peephole, he witnesses the delivery guy eating his food, not once, but three times. The delivery guy even goes back to the doorway to wipe his hands and eat the remaining food. Fischer's Ndaho is shocked and grossed out by the incident, but he decides not to confront the delivery guy directly. Instead, he calls the store and reports the incident, and they apologize and offer to replace the food. A new delivery guy brings the replacement food, and Fischer's Ndaho is relieved that the situation was resolved. He shares the story with his friends, and they all have a good laugh about the "Slurpy" delivery guy.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator ordered a food delivery.
2. The delivery guy ate the food before handing it over to the narrator.
3. The narrator watched the incident through the peephole.
4. The delivery guy ate the food three times.
5. He also licked his hand after eating the food.
6. The narrator felt guilty for not stopping the delivery guy.
7. The narrator called the store to report the incident.
8. The store apologized and offered to replace the food.
9. A new delivery guy brought the replacement food.
10. The narrator was surprised and shocked by the incident.
11. The delivery guy was flustered and crashed into walls when he left.
12. The narrator and others are now calling the delivery guy "Slurpy".
13. The narrator is grateful that the incident was resolved and the food was replaced.