The provided text appears to be a transcript of a social media video or live stream. The content revolves around a person, Kika Nieto, who claims to own a "magic store" that sells elves, goblins, and other magical items.
Kika engages with two individuals, Patricia and Irene, who are seeking financial assistance. However, instead of offering loans or financial aid, Kika promotes her magical items, claiming they can bring wealth and love.
The conversations are often absurd and humorous, with Kika describing the supposed benefits and characteristics of her magical items. She mentions that her elves can triple money, bring love, and even pull pranks on their owners.
Throughout the conversations, Kika's tone is playful and sarcastic, suggesting that she might be joking or scamming her audience. Eventually, she reveals that she was joking and doesn't actually sell magical items.
The video concludes with Kika apologizing for not posting viewer-submitted drawings and encouraging viewers to subscribe and like her content.
Here are the facts from the provided text:
1. The speaker has a magic store that opened a month ago.
2. The store sells services, including moorings and elves services.
3. The speaker's name is Kika Nieto.
4. A client named Patricia Rodríguez visited the store.
5. Patricia wanted a loan to buy a Hermes bag, but her loan application was denied.
6. The speaker offers a pack of elves for 10,000 pesos.
7. The speaker also sells Michoacán elves for 20,000 pesos.
8. The elves are said to be able to triple the buyer's money in less than a week.
9. The speaker claims to have a successful client named Mark Zuckerberg.
10. The elves come in different types, including Querétaro elves, which are pet-friendly and gluten-free.
11. The speaker sells a pack of elves for abundance in love.
12. The elves are said to be able to help the buyer attract love.
13. The speaker sells an elf of love that can make someone fall in love with the buyer.
14. The elf of love costs 500 pesos.
15. The buyer must sleep with the elf and put a photo of their desired lover in the elf's hands.
16. The elf of love usually measures 60 centimeters.
17. The speaker claims that the elves can be mischievous and may play pranks on the buyer.
18. The speaker claims that the elves may eat the buyer's hair at night.
19. The speaker claims that the elves may talk to the buyer.
20. The speaker reveals that they were joking about selling elves and that none of the previous statements were true.