On New Year's Eve, a chaotic scene unfolds as Jeffy, a young boy, repeatedly smacks his diaper, causing his parents concern. A doctor is called, who orders an X-ray, revealing Jeffy's pelvis is cracked from years of this behavior. The doctor tries to convince Jeffy to stop, but he makes a New Year's resolution to not smack his diaper, which he promptly breaks. Meanwhile, the pizza delivery driver is late, and when he arrives, he's met with a joke about ordering the pizza a year ago. God makes an appearance, considering flooding the world or having aliens take over, but ultimately fixes Jeffy's pelvis and disappears to a party in Vegas. The family is left to navigate their new year, with Jeffy trying to limit his diaper smacking to 30 times a day.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The conversation takes place on New Year's Eve.
2. The year is changing from 2020 to 2021.
3. Jeffy, a child, is smacking his diaper and hurting himself.
4. A doctor is called to treat Jeffy.
5. The doctor finds that Jeffy has cracks in his pelvis due to his habit of smacking his diaper.
6. Jeffy's father tries to get him to stop smacking his diaper as a New Year's resolution.
7. Jeffy is tempted to smack his diaper again after being promised a cookie.
8. Jeffy breaks his New Year's resolution and smacks his diaper again.
9. The conversation involves multiple people, including Jeffy's father, the doctor, and a pizza delivery driver.
10. The doctor ran over his cat, Mr. Puffy Pants, on the way to the appointment.
11. The doctor is working on New Year's Eve and is not happy about it.
12. Jeffy's diaper appears to have a mind of its own and is talking to Jeffy.
13. God makes an appearance at the party and offers to fix Jeffy's pelvis.
14. God fixes Jeffy's pelvis with a magical "poof."