The scene begins with a father, Mario, getting ready to go to the grocery store while his son, Jeffy, asks for crayons. Jeffy's father refuses to buy him more crayons, citing that he already has 120. Meanwhile, Mario's wife is on her way to the grocery store and gets kidnapped. Mario calls the police, but they are unhelpful.
Instead, a superhero named Super Big D saves Mario's wife. However, it turns out that Super Big D is Mario's wife's ex-boyfriend, and he has a missing leg that he lost saving her from a train.
Mario's wife is still attracted to Super Big D, which leads to a confrontation between the two men. They decide to settle the dispute with a fight, but they quickly realize that they are both attractive and ripped, and that fighting over one woman is pointless. They decide to become friends instead and get a milkshake together.
Meanwhile, back at home, Jeffy chokes on a crayon, and Mario's wife calls for help. The doctor who arrives is unable to perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation due to his prenup. However, he eventually saves Jeffy by removing the crayon from his throat.
In the end, Jeffy learns his lesson not to eat crayons, and Mario's wife is forced to confront the fact that she has multiple ex-boyfriends with the letter "D" in their names.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator is trying to get his son Jeffy to stop eating crayons.
2. Jeffy wants to eat the crayons because he thinks they are food.
3. The narrator explains to Jeffy that crayons are not meant to be eaten.
4. The narrator's wife went to the grocery store and didn't return.
5. The narrator calls the police to report his wife missing.
6. The police officer is unhelpful and makes jokes about the narrator's situation.
7. The narrator's wife is rescued by a superhero named Super Big D.
8. Super Big D has a prosthetic leg and claims to have lost his real leg saving the narrator's wife from a train.
9. The narrator's wife is married to him, but Super Big D claims to have a past relationship with her.
10. The narrator and Super Big D get into a fight over the narrator's wife.
11. The narrator's wife interrupts the fight and tells them to stop.
12. Jeffy chokes on a crayon and needs medical attention.
13. A doctor is called to help Jeffy, but is reluctant to perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
14. The doctor eventually saves Jeffy by removing the crayon from his throat.
15. The narrator promises to feed Jeffy better food to prevent him from eating crayons again.
16. The narrator's wife mentions that she has other ex-boyfriends, including some with the letter "D" in their names.