The speaker is alone and decides to play a prank on their friend who is away visiting their girlfriend. They use their friend's account and spend all of their in-game gold and items, causing chaos and destruction. The speaker then tries to contact their friend to reveal what they have done, but the connection is weak and the friend is unresponsive. The speaker continues to tease their friend and the audience, making jokes and light of the situation.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Someone went to the countryside to visit their girlfriend.
2. The speaker stayed alone for 14 days.
3. The speaker's friend left to visit his girlfriend and didn't return.
4. The speaker mentions a "law petrov fire" but doesn't explain what it is.
5. The speaker talks about spending money on something, possibly a game or a purchase.
6. They mention having 70,000 "green gold" which they plan to spend.
7. The speaker opens packages and finds items they didn't expect.
8. They mention a person named Dilma and a credit card.
9. The speaker talks about a game or a competition where they need to gain points.
10. They mention a person named Raulzinho and a veto on a vote.
11. The speaker mentions a person named Fábio Koff Dilma and a gift.
12. They talk about a game or a competition where they need to rank up.
13. The speaker mentions a person named Capetinha and a competition.
14. They talk about killing someone in a game by accident.
15. The speaker mentions a person named Zezinho and a competition.
16. They talk about a person who lost points in a game.
17. The speaker mentions a person named Gelli Ronaldo.
18. They talk about a platinum partnership.
19. The speaker mentions a person named Mabor.
20. They talk about a disease called "bullet train disease".
21. The speaker mentions a person named Salviano.
22. They talk about a person who wants to see a night show.
23. The speaker mentions a person who was killed in a game.
24. They talk about a person who wants to control a field command.
25. The speaker mentions a person named Neymar and an injury.
26. They talk about a person who wants to take advantage of a day.
Note: Some of these facts may not make sense on their own, as the text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a video game commentary, and the context is not always clear.