This appears to be a transcript of a comedy show, likely a stand-up comedy routine. The content is quite disorganized and includes various segments, jokes, and anecdotes. Here is a concise summary:
The comedian starts with a series of unrelated jokes, including a funny story about a man who gets stuck dancing and needs help from a witch. The comedian then introduces a character called Sport Som, a friend from Goiás who watches TV via Wi-Fi.
The comedian shares some upcoming show dates and promotes his new books. He then starts a story about a character named Mary-Lu and a fight involving a chicken.
The transcript also includes a segment about the importance of human nutrition, where the comedian uses a humorous example to illustrate the point.
The comedian then introduces a character called Rosana and talks about a museum dedicated to human beauty. The museum is a unique experience, but it's not clear what it has to do with the rest of the show.
The show ends with the comedian thanking the audience and promoting his channel.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker created a channel in January.
2. The speaker has two new books: "Don't Try Games, Living an Authentic Life 3" and "She Has X Games, Perfect Girlfriend".
3. The books are available in the biggest bookstores in Brazil.
4. The speaker will do several shows in September.
5. The shows will take place in the following cities: Vitória, Belo Horizonte, Sorocaba, São Bernardo do Campo, and Belém.
6. The speaker has a museum that will be open for renovations.
7. The museum will have an exhibit on human beauty.
8. The speaker has a new edition called the "GTI Edition".
9. The speaker thanks everyone who has watched so far and invites them to subscribe to the channel.
Note: There are many other sentences in the text that are not included in this list as they are either opinions, jokes, or storytelling, and do not provide factual information.