This script appears to be a stand-up comedy routine where the comedian talks about dreams, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous observations. The comedian discusses various topics, including:
* How people interpret dreams and the weird things that happen in them
* How children's dreams and aspirations have changed over time (e.g., wanting to be a YouTuber or Uber driver)
* The comedian's own dreams and nightmares, including a recurring theme of being chased by a bear
* A story about the comedian's grandmother appearing in a dream and performing a strange action
* The idea that some people might have to pay for their dreams, with a humorous example of a "dream fee" system
* The comedian's personal dreams, including buying a house for their mother and achieving success in comedy.
Throughout the routine, the comedian uses wordplay, sarcasm, and wit to entertain the audience.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator's theme for the day is dreams.
2. The narrator's mother is more curious about the narrator's life.
3. The narrator's uncle was arrested in Carandiru because of Jogo do Bicho.
4. The narrator's mother is pessimistic.
5. The narrator's father died.
6. The narrator's grandmother died 10 years ago.
7. Scientists have proven that animals dream.
8. The narrator's dream is to get paid for their show in Curitiba.
9. Afonso Padilha owes the narrator money for their show.
10. The narrator's grandmother appeared in their dream 10 years after her death.
11. The narrator's aunt has two legs.
12. Neymar is mentioned as a famous person who has to pay for everything in the narrator's dream.
13. Anitta and Alcione are mentioned as celebrities who appear in the narrator's dream.
14. Pablo Vittar is mentioned as a celebrity who is associated with a higher fee in the narrator's dream.
15. The narrator's mother wants a house on the beach.
16. Thiago is mentioned as someone who has a dream of living on comedy.
Note: Some of the facts may be mentioned in a humorous or sarcastic tone, but I have tried to extract the underlying facts as accurately as possible.