The author, Tankfish, describes their experience playing Roblox, specifically the Jailbreak and Mad City games. They initially try to make the prison escape in Jailbreak more challenging by adding security measures, but are thwarted by a player using a hacking tool called Synapse X. The player, known as "Bacon Hair," uses the tool to break into the prison and wreak havoc.
Tankfish and their team then move to the Mad City game, where they build a maximum-security prison with various escape routes and security measures. However, they soon realize that the game has its own set of hackers, and they must adapt to counter their efforts.
The video then cuts to a gameplay session where Tankfish and their team, including Vex and Schaefer, are sentenced to prison and must work together to escape. They use various tactics, including hacking and brute force, to overcome the security measures and escape the prison.
The gameplay session is intercut with commentary from Tankfish, who provides context and explanations for their actions. The video ends with the team successfully escaping the prison after 40 minutes and 15 attempts.
Throughout the video, Tankfish and their team engage in humorous banter and witty remarks, adding a lighthearted and entertaining tone to the gameplay session.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author is Tankfish, who likes to give kids PTSD and make them play funny Lego games.
2. Tankfish thinks escaping jail in Roblox is too easy and requires no preparation, planning, or teamwork.
3. Tankfish decided to make jailbreaking more challenging and entertaining by adding police brutality, crimes against humanity, forced labor, and violence.
4. The prison will be under maximum security, with plenty of police officers, snipers, and guards.
5. Prisoners who try to escape will be beaten down and brought back to the prison.
6. Tankfish has a team of 14 police officers on the max player server.
7. The team has a plan to block all escape routes and arrest prisoners who try to escape.
8. The team has snipers on each of the towers to immediately blow a prisoner's brain out if they act suspicious.
9. There are two guards in the main entrance area and one guard patrolling around the prison.
10. If any prisoners manage to escape, the team will find them and beat them down to bring them back.
11. One guard will be in the helicopter acting as a surveillance system.
12. Two police officers will be outside the prison arresting all the escaped prisoners.
13. The team's plan is to block all escape routes and arrest prisoners who try to escape.
14. Tankfish says that if someone hacks, they will simply retaliate by hacking with more people.
15. The team will try to ruin the fun of the game for other players.
16. Tankfish and his team are happy to ruin some kid's day.
17. The game became boring after a few minutes, with prisoners either giving up or standing still for 15 minutes.
18. The crime rate went down to zero percent because everyone was in prison.
19. However, after 15 minutes, things went less well, with players starting to abuse a trampoline glitch to escape the prison.
20. The team tried to block the trampoline with vehicles and helicopters but couldn't stop the prisoners from escaping.
21. The team couldn't arrest or kill prisoners who escaped using the trampoline glitch because the game would punish them instead.
22. A player named Bacon Hair joined the game and used Synapse X to permanently open all the doors in the game.
23. The team tried to control the prison riot but couldn't stop Bacon Hair from transforming a pistol into a Gatling gun and mowing down all the police officers.
24. Tankfish and his team decided to give up on Jailbreak and move to a new game called Mad City.
25. In Mad City, the prison escape is more complicated, with more escape routes and requiring players to search for escape tools in the garbage.
26. The team placed a few people outside to arrest criminals and put a few guards on niche escape points.
27. However, the team couldn't put a guard on every escape point due to a lack of manpower.
28. The team has five superheroes who will fly around the prison and blast anyone who tries to escape.
29. The team forces prisoners to work 25 hours a day with only one minute to eat and five minutes to sleep.
30. The team makes prisoners run around on the field to exhaust them and reduce their energy to escape.
31. The team forces prisoners to watch a movie to reduce their mental fortitude.
32. The prisoners started riots on multiple occasions, which the team used as shooting exercises.
33. The government caught up with Tankfish and his team and sentenced them for violations of human rights.
34. Tankfish and his team were sent to the prison they built and had to work together to escape.
35. The team's goal is to escape the prison within a certain time limit.
36. The team has 15 goons who will try to stop them from escaping.
37. The team can get weapons and powers by beating up heroes.
38. The team has to make a fast extraction to escape the prison.
39. The team uses a keycard to open a door and climb up to the watchtower.
40. The team has to navigate through the mines to escape.
41. It took the team almost 40 minutes and 15 attempts to escape the prison.
42. The team's escape was helped by the fact that security was getting weaker towards the end because people started leaving and were replaced by randoms.