The given text appears to be a script from a YouTube video where the creator is reacting to a series of bad haircuts. They poke fun at various hairstyles, comparing some to a "nest head" or a "rat with a long tail." They also make humorous comments about a person who got a haircut with a barcode design shaved into their head and another person who had a strawberry-shaped haircut.
Throughout the video, the creator shares their own experiences with bad haircuts and offers advice on how to avoid getting a bad haircut. They also engage with their audience, asking if they've ever had a horrible haircut or tried to cut their own bangs.
The tone of the video is lighthearted and comedic, with the creator using humor to make fun of the bad haircuts. They end the video by thanking their viewers and asking them to like and subscribe to their channel.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker's hair was being difficult to style.
2. The speaker's friend tried to cut their own bangs.
3. Ed Sheeran gave himself a haircut.
4. A kid tried to cut his own hair to look like his dad.
5. A person got a haircut with a barcode shaved into their head.
6. A person got a haircut with a Batman logo shaved onto their head.
7. A person got a haircut with a Louis Vuitton monogrammed design shaved into their head.
8. A person's mom used to give them haircuts at home.
9. The speaker didn't get a professional haircut until 7th grade.
10. The speaker had long hair as a kid.
11. A person got a haircut with a layered look.
12. A person's wife cut their hair and made it look bad.
13. A person's kids made fun of their dad's haircut.
14. A person got a haircut with a strawberry design shaved into their head.
15. A person's girlfriend got a haircut with a tomato design shaved into their head.
16. The speaker dislikes raw tomatoes and raw onions.
17. The speaker dislikes feta cheese.
18. A person got a haircut with a unique design that the speaker appreciates.
19. A person got a haircut with a Firefox logo shaved into their head.
20. The speaker uses Safari and Chrome as their browsers.
Note: These facts are not opinions and are based on what can be directly inferred from the text.