The provided text appears to be a transcript of a live stream or podcast featuring a comedian or entertainer. The content is a mix of humor, storytelling, and interactions with the audience. The comedian talks about various topics, including:
* The struggle of growing up in the 80s and 90s without access to the internet and how people used to look at Sears catalogs for entertainment
* A fake customer support account on social media that responds to complaints in a humorous way
* A woman who shares a personal story about falling in love with a man while being married, and eventually marrying him after her husband's death
* A discussion about Tourette's Syndrome and the comedian's own experiences with the condition
* A series of jokes and one-liners, including a joke about an emo with no breasts being a "cutting board"
* A conversation about the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman, with a punchline about boobs
* A discussion about girls wearing makeup and the comedian's thoughts on the topic
* A segment about dressing up dogs and a joke about a "wiener" dog
* A series of random jokes and comments, including one about North Korea reinstalling loudspeakers to play propaganda
Throughout the transcript, the comedian interacts with the audience, responding to comments and engaging in conversations. The tone is generally lighthearted and humorous, with some segments featuring more serious topics and personal stories.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is a self-proclaimed "boomer" who is not familiar with streaming.
2. The speaker mentions that they are not on the same level as Kai in terms of speed or streaming abilities.
3. The speaker asks someone named Asher for their age and is told that Asher is 17 years old.
4. The speaker discusses the difference in access to pornography between their generation and Asher's generation.
5. The speaker mentions that in their generation, people used to look at Sears catalogs for "jacking off" material.
6. The speaker talks about a study that found lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence out of all couples.
7. The same study found that gay couples have the lowest prevalence of domestic violence.
8. The speaker mentions that they have had to deal with trolls and mean comments on their videos.
9. The speaker talks about a woman who fell in love with a man but couldn't be with him because she was married, and eventually married him after her husband died in a plane crash.
10. The speaker discusses a joke about an emo with no breasts being called a "cutting board".
11. The speaker mentions that they would never let a man put meat in their mouth, even if it's Messi, Drake, or Jesus.
12. The speaker talks about a joke about the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman, with the punchline being "boobs".
13. The speaker mentions that they appreciate girls who are naturally beautiful and don't need a lot of makeup.
14. The speaker talks about a dog being dressed up in clothes.
15. The speaker mentions that North Korea has reinstalled loudspeakers blaring propaganda across its border with South Korea.
16. The speaker discusses the quality of their comedy set, with some people rating it a 7 and others rating it lower.
17. The speaker mentions that there are 70,000 people watching their stream.